![]() ![]() Would you rather only eat chalk or constantly vomit fur-balls? Would you rather have to dress like Batman for every funeral or dress like Mr Blobby for every wedding? Would you rather never celebrate your favourite holiday or have your friends never celebrate their favourite holiday? Would you rather take your mother’s favourite possession for £1000 or take a baby’s favourite toy (in front of your mother) for £10,000? Would you rather smash every plate you touch or every mirror you see? Would you rather be able to hear the thoughts of others (only when they are mad) or have to always eat the same food? Would you rather get a stomach bug in the middle of the first date or on your wedding? Would you rather have to update social media saying each time you sneeze or only be able to listen to your favourite song covered by the Wiggles? Would you rather become a frog when you upset somebody or become a unicorn every time you’re upset? Would you rather have shoes made of Lego or clothes made of kiwi? Would you rather have to smell the last thing you ate forever or have someone flick you when you yawn? Would you rather have gummy bears for fingers or a croissant for a tongue? Would you rather be able to fall asleep in seconds but always wake up late or take two hours to fall asleep but you’re always early? Would you rather always miss film endings or never be able to finish a sentence? Would you rather only use words containing the letter ‘e’ or automatically breakdance when someone coughs? Would you rather have to ride a snail everywhere or have to wear rollerblades (with a wonky wheel) everywhere you go? ![]() Would you rather have knives for toes or have spaghetti for body hair? Would you rather belong to a family of strict bears or nonchalant hippos? Would you rather your drinks had the texture of porridge or only be able to drink your least favourite drink? Would you rather have a toaster for a head or a cactus for a spine? Would you rather be followed everywhere by someone playing the flute or be surprised daily by someone playing a tuba? Would you rather only be able to eat food that began a B or an M? Would you rather produce shocks when you went near technology or hear squelching noises when you’re trying to focus? Would you rather have your name constantly mispronounced or constantly forgotten? Would you rather only be able to laugh at inappropriate times (and have to) or have to sing when someone claps? ![]() Would you rather turn into a dog every time you sneeze or a buffalo every time you hiccup? Would you rather only be able to sleep for three hours a night or have to run a marathon each week with shoes that are too tight? Would you rather fight a mermaid or a polar bear? Would you rather have a pet dragon that doesn’t understand you or a pet zebra that always listens? Would you rather become your favourite character or win the lottery? Would you rather not be able to swim or not be able to run? Would you rather be a psychic that nobody believes or have superpowers that you can’t use properly? Would you rather be allergic to animals or to your favourite foods? Would you rather make a beeping noise when you’re stressed or cry confetti when you’re sad? Would you rather have skin like sandpaper or skin like jelly? Would you rather have taste buds covering your hands or not taste food and drink again? Would you rather bounce off of every surface you touch or never be able to jump again? Take a look at the list of funny would you rather questions below, you’re guaranteed to either spend the evening laughing or to spend it debating with your friends. Are you bothered by the same questions time after time? Are you bored of asking someone if they’d rather be blind or deaf? Instead, do you want to know what your friends are really thinking in the weird parts of their brains? Asking each other strange, wonderful and funny would you rather questions is a great way to get to know each other further, and you might be surprised at where their thoughts take them!
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